Liberals’ first-time home buyer plan will create fake hauntings to drive down prices
VICTORIA – The Liberals have kicked off their re-election campaign with a promise to help Canada’s first-time home buyers by convincing existing home owners that their houses are haunted. “…
High schooler discovers having camp girlfriend holds no currency
HAMILTON, ON — Chase Wintermen, 15, has quickly realized upon beginning high school that getting to third base with his summer camp girlfriend “means absolutely nothing to anyone̶…
Vaping industry responds to deaths by rebranding their product as ‘life cessation devices’
NEW YORK – With the sixth vaping-related death reported in the United States and hundreds more hospitalized, the e-cigarette industry has responded to public health concerns by rebranding t…
John Bolton resigns to spend more time urging his family to invade Iran
WASHINGTON D.C. — After being asked to resign by the President, National Security Advisor Jon Bolton has left the Trump Administration to spend more time lobbying his family to invade the c…
Leaders help inspire young Canadians to pursue some career other than politics
OTTAWA – With the federal election under way, younger voters have been inspired by Canada’s major party leaders to change their life direction by never, ever running for public office. “I t…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 8
Emma and Miguel blow the lid off fake news; Dave Barclay considers gig economy apps.…
Fake news experts The Beaverton teach you how to spot fake news
A handy guide to spotting fake news.…
No one at Blue Jays game wants to be there
TORONTO – After arriving at the Rogers Centre for yet another grinder of a baseball game, sources report that literally no one attending the Blue Jays game today- including players, staff,…
Oxford Dictionary adding Ontario slang in order to give rest of Canada another reason to hate Ontario
You never screefed the shit out of your quad?…
12 suspected vegans arrested in latest anti-Alberta energy inquiry raid
EDMONTON – An early morning raid on a vegan restaurant in downtown Edmonton has lead to the arrest of 12 suspected vegans for anti-Alberta energy activities. The seven women and five men ar…
