Military budget cuts force soldier to play Last Post on recorder
EDMONTON – Budget cuts to the Royal Canadian Artillery Band has forced one of its musicians to perform the Last Post using a recorder commandeered from a grade 3 class. All instruments from…
7 best Canadian craft whiskies to drown in ginger ale
Although 2 major producers dominate the production of Canadian Whisky (also known as Rye) there are many more smaller producers creating amazing, hand crafted spirits. Do yourself a favour and ch…
The Bravest Television Show On Air?
So very brave……
World’s nations reach historic agreement that they probably should have done something about climate change a while ago
NEW YORK – In a moment of surprising and inspirational unity, all of the nations of the world agreed at a summit today that, while there was absolutely nothing they could do about it now, t…
36 year old wants everyone to know they’re technically a millennial too
VANCOUVER – Jeffrey Elliot, born in 1981, has once again inserted himself into a colleagues’ conversation to remind them that he is also considered a millennial. “I just think it̵…
Protesters block construction of new essential oil pipeline
BURNABY, BC – Several protesters have been arrested after chaining themselves to equipment in an effort to block further construction on Canada’s controversial essential oil pipeline. A lar…
STUDY: Uncle still believes thing you liked when you were 3 represents your whole personality
DRUMMONDVILLE, QC – According to a detailed study of birthday cards received and samples of holiday dinner smalltalk, analysts are reporting that your uncle Victor has not made any updates …
Majority of Canadians relieved they can no longer afford to live in Vancouver
OTTAWA — Following a report showing that Vancouver is now the least affordable housing market in North America, millions of Canadians have expressed relief that living there is no longer an…
Nation forbids Mueller from playing games on his iPad until final report is handed in
Washington, DC – After the dismissal of Attorney General Jeff Sessions this week, the U.S. nation has expressed great concerns regarding the likelihood of Robert Mueller’s report on the Rus…
Woman discovers entire personality is complaining about being tired
HAMILTON, ON — After finally benefitting from a restful night’s sleep due to a Daylight Savings mishap, Vera Woods, has officially realized that her personality only consists of complaining…
