Australian senator who denied knowing about Canadian citizenship makes suspicious, Canadian-like apology

CANBERRA – An Australian senator who announced her resignation after discovering her dual-citizenship has made a very suspicious, Canadian-sounding apology. Green MP Larissa Waters claimed …

Indigenous Games interrupted by pipeline construction

TORONTO – The North American Indigenous Games, billed as the largest sports and cultural gathering of Indigenous people on the continent, was put on hold today, as crews arrived unannounced to br…

5 incredible road trips you’ll never be able to organize your friends into taking

Summer is here, but your friends are unreliable. Here are five amazing road trips you’ll never be able to organize them all into taking.   1. Boston Beer and BBQ Festival The Boston Be…

Prison & Politics: Episode 5

  The great prison hooch debate continues.…

Why can’t Millennials just stop whining and climb into my machine that turns you into fuel?

It’s easy to point out that Millennials have been given greater advantages than any other generation in history. What’s harder to understand, though, is why they can’t use those privileges to jus…

Chiropractor not going to let the lack of medical training, education get in the way of medical advice

WINNIPEG – Overcoming all odds stacked against her, local chiropractor Kristy St. Laurent has been giving her patients advice about vaccines, toxicology, autism, water fluoridation, and oth…

Grateful nation waits with shotgun over George A. Romero’s grave

TORONTO – A mourning country paid its respects to celebrated Canadian film maker George A. Romero yesterday evening by standing outside his grave with shotguns, shovels, and long knives. “M…

Walking Tours: Alexander Keith’s

From The Beaverton Podcast Network comes Walking Tours, the first-ever free walking tour podcast! Featuring the smooth tones and British accent of Beaverton correspondent Marilla Wex, these walki…

Insufferable beer snob to become insufferable weed snob

TORONTO – With the approaching legalization of cannabis, local beer snob Timothy Davis is excited to develop a condescending attitude about marijuana. “Much like Belgian beers, I think that…

To appease male fans, Doctor Who announces every Dalek will have visible penis

LONDON – After severe backlash from male fans following the casting of Jodie Whittaker as the first-ever female Doctor, the producers of Doctor Who have announced that every single Dalek in…