$2 pizza served at transit station probably fine

TORONTO – Commuters travelling through the Bloor-Yonge subway station in Toronto have been given the opportunity to buy pizza for $2 a slice from a folding table, and on the whole decided t…

Man’s publicly displayed copy of ‘Infinite Jest’ actually just full of peanut shells

TORONTO — This weekend it was revealed that Brody Hall’s proudly displayed copy of David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest is merely a receptacle for crushed peanut shells. For many years, the…

Facebook year in review video just pictures of things on fire

EDMONTON – Local woman Carly Everton has advised that the year in review photo album automatically generated by Facebook to make people feel nostalgic is showing her nothing but photos of t…

How To: Learn a Language

  Learning a language has never been so simple, and definitely won’t ruin your marriage! Check in every Friday for an educational digital exclusive.…

Electoral Reform Primer: Proportional Representation

Overview: Remember how, back before it was our guy in power, it seemed really weird and messed up that someone could have a majority government with just over a third of the popular vote? It soun…

GIFT GUIDE: What to get if you can’t find a Mini NES Classic

Hi tech lovers! Dave Barclay here with your guide to all things tech. The Q4 Cyber-Synergy Ceremony is just around the corner, or I should say The Holidays? (Sorry, didn’t mean to exclude anyone …

Toronto launches own ‘Sorry’ tourism campaign for stealing Montreal’s cultural relevance

TORONTO – Inspired by the refreshing desperation of Montreal’s 375th anniversary “Sorry” tourism campaign, the city of Toronto has released its own series of “Sorry” ads, aimed at apologizing to …

TTC’s scented holiday candles let riders gift the smell of urine soaked grime

TORONTO – The Toronto Transit Commission is ringing in the holiday season with the release of the Bloor-Young scented candle that gives riders the opportunity to take home the urine soaked …

Report: Millions of Canadians pretending to know who Viola Desmond was

OTTAWA – Early reports suggest that many Canadians are pretending they were familiar with Viola Desmond’s significance in history after the federal government announced her face will be fea…

Could the ‘gritty’ Anne of Green Gables movie be bigger than Star Wars?

  The Canadian film industry’s attempt to copy the successful movie universes of Marvel and Star Wars has found the perfect subject matter: Anne of Green Gables.…