Portraits of Canadiocity: Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz: the least Canadian Canadian?…
Christy Clark and John Horgan agree to joint custody of British Columbia
VANCOUVER – Following weeks of political uncertainty in British Columbia, with no party winning a majority of seats in its most recent provincial election, Liberal leader Christy Clark and …
Wow! Donald Sutherland only allows Kiefer 20 minutes of Nintendo time every day!
And you thought your parents were harsh! It turns out that Hollywood legend Donald Sutherland keeps a close eye on how much Nintendo son Kiefer is allowed to play each day before bed. “Call me ol…
EDITORIAL: If it wasn’t for our discrimination, Pride wouldn’t even exist
As a Police officer, it is disappointing that the Toronto Police will no longer be marching in pride, in large part because we practically invented pride. If it wasn’t for our efforts raidi…
As Parliament breaks for summer, MPs scramble to find dates to end of session semi-formal
OTTAWA – It’s the end of another parliamentary session, and that means the Members of the Canadian House of Commons are ready to eat, drink and cut loose at the traditional end of session s…
Guide To Endangered Species
As an environment-loving Canadian, here’s everything you need to know about endangered species!…
Harjit Sajjan claims credit for record 3.5 km sniper shot
OTTAWA – Minister of National Defence Harjit Sajjan told reporters that he was “the architect” behind the record-breaking 3.5 kilometre sniper shot reported by Canadian defence officials. “…
Local man who owns kettlebell somehow still completely out of shape
CALGARY – After possessing a twenty-five pound kettlebell for over three years, Patrick Donaldson continues to lack anything that one could describe as fitness. “I’m as shocked as you are”, said …
If it wasn’t for our discrimination, Pride wouldn’t even exist
– By the Toronto Police As a Police officer, it is disappointing that the Toronto Police will no longer be marching in Pride, especially considering we practically invented Pride. If it was…
QUIZ: Are you homophobic, Islamophobic or arachnophobic?
With so many irrational fears out there these days, it’s hard to keep track of what you have an extreme, deep-seated aversion toward. So much that it can be damn near impossible to figure out if …
