Millions of votes thrown away under first-past-the-post system create massive ocean garbage patch

VICTORIA – Experts are bracing for a fresh deluge of unused votes from Canada’s federal election to make their way to the ocean and wreak havoc on marine life. “First-past-the post is a ver…

Strategic Voting succeeds in preventing any real change to system

  Your first time should be special.…

Every person working at Polling Station even older than the last

  They are the beating heart of our democracy.…

Editorial: I wouldn’t want to be part of a coalition government that would have me anyway

By Andrew Scheer, Leader of the Conservative Party One of my favourite sayings by a young man named Andrew Scheer goes: I don’t care to belong to any coalition government that would have me as a …

Beaverton Election Special to reveal who will secure the crucial Beaverton endorsement

Toronto – Producers of beloved satirical website and international television phenomenon The Beaverton announced today that they would be revealing which party had secured the coveted Beave…

Study finds key to boosting youth vote is getting olds to stop voting

  Do young voters care about this election?…

90 year old Montrealer goes entire life without being victim of a JFL Gag

  That lucky son of a gun.…

Conservative platform promises to only cut 2 provinces

OTTAWA — With Andrew Scheer’s Conservatives finally releasing their electoral platform, the plan has promised to cut “no more than 2 Canadian provinces”. The CPC platform, released last Fri…

Elections Canada unveils new ‘voting against’ ballot

OTTAWA – Canadian voters will now be able to cast a ballot against the political parties and candidates that they do not want to see in government just in time for election day, says Electi…

Obama betrays fellow countryman

BEAUCE, PQ – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer has been let down by his fellow American, Barack Obama, after he opted to endorse Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau in a tweet. “I have been…