Canada threatens to leave Commonwealth after being ignored in Netflix’s “The Crown”

OTTAWA – Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is threatening to leave the British Commonwealth after receiving a royal snub from Netflix’s historical drama “The Crown.” “Oh, sure, do a wh…

Tired office workers can’t wait to attend mandatory Zoom session on Zoom fatigue

AUGUSTA, ME – Exhausted employees at the Department of Health and Human Services couldn’t be more thrilled about their upcoming compulsory Zoom session on Zoom fatigue. “I am so excited!!!” screa…

Midwives offer contactless deliveries

SASKATOON – Amid growing COVID numbers and increased hospital regulations, midwives across the country have begun to offer contactless deliveries to ease the minds of new parents. In a pres…

You’ll never believe what Rogers is going to replace the SkyDome with and yeah you’re right it’s condos

TORONTO – Big news! You are going to be stunned when you hear what Rogers is planning to do with some of the land where the world-famous SkyDome stands. This is a total shock but it turns o…

Aunt Ruth to finally take COVID seriously now that she knows dogs can catch it

NIAGARA – Reports from within your family indicate a huge burden was lifted today, as sources indicate that Aunt Ruth finally plans to take COVID seriously solely for the wellness of her th…

Underground soy sauce speakeasy opens up in BC

News in Photos.…

Media enters 4th day of wall-to-wall coverage over mediocre BBQ restaurant

TORONTO – Local and national media have entered day 4 talking nearly non-stop about the health code violations of a BBQ restaurant known across the city for being “fine.” “…

Oil and gas companies line up outside Alberta legislature for Black Friday deals on provincial parks

EDMONTON – Hoping to start their year-end spending early, executives from the oil and gas industry are already waiting in line outside the Alberta legislature to snag Black Friday deals on …

Struggling single mother awarded grant to continue pursuing her fledgling music career

LOS ANGELES – In an effort to support emerging artists, Canadian arts subsidy program Factor awarded a $90,000 grant to Grimes, a musician-singer and songwriter. Just like the thousands of …

Straight man brags about being only straight man in theatre school

MISSISSAUGA – Local straight man and recent theatre school graduate Michael Gibson has bragged about being the only straight man in his year. “There were about 50 people in my class and of …