Jane Churchill-Smith, Author at The Beaverton

Scores dead in war for middle arm rest

MONTREAL — A Via Rail trip traveling from Toronto to Montreal ended in bloodshed following a violent battle for the middle armrest in seats 21 A, B and C. At 9:00am Greg Bilson, Amelia Chan…


Details of Brian’s keto diet endured by all

CALGARY – For the past six months, resident know-it-all and general dud, Brian Thomson has forced every exhausting detail of his new keto diet on his innocent co-workers, friends, and famil…