TORONTO – A woman who has been waiting for a hip replacement for the past two years is beaming with pride knowing that US Senator Bernie Sanders thinks that Canada’s healthcare system is st…
Morneau on fall fiscal update: ‘My stocks are doing great!’
OTTAWA – The federal Liberals are announcing good news about Canada’s economy: Finance Minister Bill Morneau stocks are booming. Forgoing the traditional fall fiscal update details such as …
College student concerned strike will affect his opportunity to become a temporary, part-time employee like his professors
OWEN SOUND, ON – A Georgian College student is worried that the ongoing strike at his post-secondary institution may affect his career as a short-term contract employee with few benefits li…
Woman leaves a generous donation of her hair to shower wall
TORONTO – Local housemate Taylor Harrison has made another altruistic donation to her hair to the shared shower wall. The donation of 12 strands that varied in length was made early this mo…
Calgary’s only municipal ballot counter loses track, needs to start over
CALGARY – Further results of the Calgary election have been delayed after the city’s only ballot counter lost track of the numbers and was forced to start from the very first vote. Incumben…
Brad Wall delivers emotional eulogy at funeral for Energy East pipeline
CALGARY – Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall gave a powerful and touching eulogy earlier today for a young pipeline whose life was tragically cut short. “Energy East was never given a fair chan…
Report: Julie Payette already bored
OTTAWA – Early reports indicate that Canada’s 29th Governor General Julie Payette is already bored of being the Queen’s representative in Canada. The former astronaut and engineer who was o…
Question Period: New NDP leader delivers eloquent takedown directly into television set playing CPAC
TORONTO – Newly minted NDP leader Jagmeet Singh has demonstrated his passion and fervour by delivering a blistering question to his television screen that was featuring CPAC’s Question Peri…
Top 7 travel destinations to get diarrhea
Planning a getaway to rest, relax, explore, and cleanse your intestinal tract with a horrific infection? Then consider these top 10 destinations to get diarrhea. Sources http://maxpixel.freegreat…
Stouffville Mayor makes another photo grid linking half of town’s population to Kennedy assassination
STOUFFVILLE, ON – Another photo grid in the Whitchurch-Stouffville mayor’s office has implicated 23,753 citizens of Whitchurch-Stouffville in the assassination of US President John F. Kenne…
