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British Empire begs Sun to set on it

LONDON —  As a record-setting heat wave sets Europe ablaze, the UK has reported its hottest day-time temperature ever recorded, leading many of its inhabitants to cry out at the sky pleading for …


Queen’s cousin dies

WINDSOR, UK – Representatives of the British Monarchy have confirmed the sad news that the long-ailing cousin of the Queen, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, has died. Prince Philip’s familial re…


UK: don’t say bad things about our rich mommy

LONDON – The United Kingdom reacted with outrage to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s interview by demanding they, and everyone else, stop saying bad things about their rich mummy. …