MONCTON, NB — Arising from a particularly restful nap, Terry Roman discovered that her after-work doze turned out to be a full blown night’s sleep. “It’s just so unbelievable,” claimed an u…
Tag: New Brunswick
We ranked the provinces and tried really hard not to put New Brunswick last
Canada is a country enriched by the rich tapestry of our provinces, each one demonstrating a distinct identity and unique characteristics. Naturally this begs the question: which provinces are go…
PEI threatens to cut off New Brunswick’s potato shipments unless they approve new potato pipeline
CHARLOTTETOWN – Provincial tensions are high after PEI Premier Wade MacLauchlan said he intends on reducing potato shipments to the province of New Brunswick unless Premier Brian Gallant ap…
New Brunswick Tourism Ad
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Friend with slow cooker suggests you get a slow cooker
MONCTON – Sources indicate that your friend, local data processor Jason Murray, has once again urged you to follow his lead and buy a slow cooker – the third such incident in the past…
Quiz: Are you the Premier of New Brunswick?
Since the position was created in the 1840’s New Brunswick has had 33 premiers, of which you know none. Until someone comes forward and claims the title can you be sure that you are not the premi…
5 destination wedding spots to find out which friends like you $3000 worth
A wedding is a beautiful celebration of love. Two people’s love for each other but also their friends and families’ love for them. However, as we all know love is ephemeral until quan…
Royale releases new eco-friendly no ply toilet paper
DIEPPE, NB – Royale has unveiled what it calls its most innovative and environmentally friendly consumer household paper product yet: no ply toilet paper. “This is our softest bathroom tiss…
New Brunswick’s Minister of Celtic Affairs promises protection from Roman invaders
FREDERICTON – Drawing her long sword into the air, newly appointed Celtic Affairs Minister has promised the Celtic people of her province protection from the Roman invasion, which threatens…
Irving lays off province of New Brunswick
SAINT JOHN, N.B. — At a press conference this morning J.D. Irving Ltd. announced that they were going to start “folding up operation” of the bilingual province of 751,171 people. “New Bruns…