MONTREAL – Wearing his ‘We Only Have 1 Earth’ t-shirt and hitting a pot with a wooden spoon, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau marched through the streets of Montreal to protest his government’…
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Starving Canadians from 2050 wished the 2019 election was about the climate crisis
RUINS OF TORONTO – A group of starving Canadians from the year 2050 lamented on the ill-fated 2019 election, the last chance the country had to save itself and the world from a climate chan…
Trudeau’s popularity skyrockets in Quebec after revelation of brownface photos
QUEBEC – An Angus Reid poll has indicated that Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau has never been more popular in the province of Quebec since a 2001 high school yearbook revealed the then-teache…
Liberals fail to vet Montreal candidate
MONTREAL – The Liberal Party of Canada will be reviewing its vetting process after images of a candidate wearing brownface were revealed by Time Magazine. Justin Trudeau, an up-and-coming h…
Trudeau claims he was just holding a bag of single-use plastics for a friend
OTTAWA – After being caught on camera with a large quantity of single-use plastics, Justin Trudeau is adamantly denying the stash of fossil fuel derived cutlery belongs to him. “Look, this …
Scheer and Trudeau denounce new crop of deepfakes that show them taking the climate crisis seriously
OTTAWA – The leaders of the two most powerful political parties in Canada are both sounding the alarm over what they consider to be a disturbing new trend, the creation of manipulated video…
Trudeau always assumed he would be taken down by much sexier scandal
OTTAWA — Following criticism of his decision to oust Jody Wilson-Raybould from the Liberal caucus in the fallout of the SNC-Lavalin affair, Prime Minister Trudeau has replied that he always…
What you need to know about Trudeau’s carbon tax
The federal government has imposed a price on carbon emissions starting April 1st, 2019 for Ontario, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and New Brunswick. Here’s what you need to know. Cash Rebate Ev…
Report: JWR’s workout playlist just 200 hours of colleagues she’s secretly recorded
OTTAWA – A recently obtained copy of the former Justice Minister’s iTunes workout playlist consists entirely of secretly recorded conversations with her cabinet and caucus colleagues.…
Trudeau distracts from SNC-Lavalin scandal with impromptu ‘Comedy Roast of Indigenous Protesters’
TORONTO — While getting heckled during a Liberal Party fundraiser, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau elected to turn the event into a spontaneous “Comedy Roast of Indigenous Protesters” i…
