Comedy Network orders Beaverton pilot under implied threat of violence
TORONTO – Cameras started rolling on innovative Canadian independent production company, Pier 21 Films’, comedy pilot based on the popular website The Beaverton, for The Comedy Network afte…
Pierre Poilievre insists Government of Canada logo was always like that
OTTAWA – Employment Minister Pierre Poilievre is denying that he or anyone in the Conservative Party changed the Government of Canada’s logo and remained adamant that it was always like tha…
Son, you weren’t an accident; you were a tax benefit
BY: CRAIG TOWNSEND, FATHER AND ACCOUNTANT My dear boy, you’re coming to that age where you might think that your mother and I didn’t expect to have you as one of our children. I can tell you that…
Justin Trudeau tries to avoid looking at portrait of father during annual Parliamentary orgy
OTTAWA – Despite saying he still “enjoyed the experience” and found it “quite rewarding” Liberal leader Justin Trudeau admitted it was a little tough to perform during the annual taxpayer f…
Just for Laughs fraternal Twins Parade a big disappointment
MONTREAL — The Just for Laughs management is getting major flack this year after surprising festival goers with a parade of fraternal twins. Yesterday’s ‘Twins Parade’, w…
Donald Trump creating divide in GOP between racists and secret racists
Boise, Idaho — The results of a new poll released Friday suggest that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is creating a divide in the GOP between its traditional base of overt ra…
Local barbecue going pretty we- OH CHRIST THAT MOTH IS HUGE
WINDSOR – As the burgers cook and the keg is already half-empty, it seems that a local BBQ is going to be a big succe- OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING? “It just came pinwheeling out of…
Zero injured after sinkhole swallows entire Pan Am stadium
TORONTO – Disaster was narrowly avoided yesterday after a sinkhole opened up under the Pan Am stadium during track and field finals, a tragedy that could have been even worse had anybody be…
Toronto City Hall demands tighter kickbacks from Uber
TORONTO – In the wake of a crackdown on UberX drivers, city of Toronto officials are demanding that Uber comply with the same stringent code of semi-legal bribery that currently governs the…
Feeling dead on the inside now a requirement for federal government jobs
OTTAWA – All federal departments and Crown Corporations will now have an added job requirement: feeling completely empty, hopeless and void of human emotion. Treasury Board President Tony C…
