Trudeau’s approval rating jumps back to 65% after minute with Trump

OTTAWA – Telephone and internet surveys conducted today have shown that Justin Trudeau’s approval rating returned to its post-election high as soon as he he spent fifty-two seconds standing next …

Men’s Rights Activists claim ‘Galentine’s Day’ discriminatory; demand ‘Malentine’s Day’

VANCOUVER – Responding to the emerging trend of “Galentine’s Day”, where women celebrate their female friends the day before Valentine’s Day, Men’s Rights Activists have decried…

Report: Nova Scotia closed until first supply ship arrives in spring

HALIFAX – Nova Scotia Premier Stephen McNeil has decreed that all businesses and public institutions be closed until the first supply ship is spotted on the horizon sometime in the Spring. …

PM Trudeau trails in polls to New York Times version of Justin Trudeau

  Canada finally has a politician more popular than Justin Trudeau!…

Amazing! This woman has no money but somehow counts as a Liberal Elite!

This is really inspiring! Even though she can barely afford rent, local woman Ella Levenstein is somehow considered part of a cultural elite that is stealing the country from everyday folks, who …

Trudeau hopes to build relationship with Trump over shared daddy issues

OTTAWA – On his way to Washington for their first meeting, Prime Minister Trudeau is keen on building a strong and stable connection with President Donald Trump by focusing on their deep seeded a…

Liam Neeson kills 8 in method acting rampage

VANCOUVER – 8 people lost their lives when esteemed actor Liam Neeson went on a method acting rampage while filming Taken 4. The incident began shortly after production wrapped for the day …

Bombardier seeks injunction to keep on never delivering trains

TORONTO — Bombardier Inc. went to court on Friday to preserve its right to continue failing to deliver trains to Metrolinx. “If the Government of Ontario wanted us to stop trying to deliver…

6 things only kids raised by helicopter parents understand

You’re probably used to it all by now, but your friends just don’t understand what it’s like having to deal with overbearing parents who are large, metallic rotary-winged aircraft. Sometimes, it …

Experts: next Tory leader will be candidate whose tie has largest Windsor

OTTAWA – With the Conservative leadership race heating up, experts say the next party leader will be whoever has the biggest, most ostentatious tie knot around their neck. “Tory voters need…