Budget 2017: What you need to know
Finance Minister Bill Morneau announced the federal government’s 2017 budget. Here are some of the details: $50,000 to re-announce what was in the 2016 budget $100,000 for life-sized mannequins o…
I’m not really sure what an Innovation Minister is supposed to do
BY: NAVDEEP BAINS, MINISTER OF INNOVATION, SCIENCE, AND ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT CANADA As the Minister of Innovation, Science, and Economic Development of Canada, I’m consulting all Canadians for su…
Woman not sure why cousin liked her Facebook photo at 3 in the morning
MONCTON- According to recent reports, local woman Sophie Adams is still not entirely sure why her cousin liked her Facebook photo at 3am. “Best case scenario, Tom’s in a different time zone, or h…
Historians confirm BC’s second premier was Canada’s first hipster
VICTORIA – A group of historians at the University of Victoria have confirmed that British Columbia’s second premier, Amor De Cosmos, was the earliest hipster to settle in Canada. Dr. H. Lu…
5 destination wedding spots to find out which friends like you $3000 worth
A wedding is a beautiful celebration of love. Two people’s love for each other but also their friends and families’ love for them. However, as we all know love is ephemeral until quan…
EDITORIAL by Conservative Blonde Lady Pundit 64B: “You think you’re such special snowflakes because you weren’t grown in a lab”
As a leading Conservative Blonde Lady Pundit in this divided political climate, I get a lot of flack from commie haters and sensitive social justice warriors. And I’ve got a message for the…
Canadian town welcomes refugees
This small town is welcoming Syrian refugees by forcing them to come to their church.…
Toronto city council announces that plan to make every neighbourhood look the same is ahead of schedule
TORONTO – At a press conference Toronto city councillors advised that the transformation of Toronto’s diverse neighbourhoods into a single grey monolith will be completed by 2025, instead o…
Fred Penner reinvents his music by joining death metal band
WINNIPEG – Canada’s beloved children’s music performer and two-time Juno winner is reinventing his brand of music as lead vocals in a local death metal band. Fred Penner, 70, announced that…
BREAKING: Investigation into vote buying reveals Conservative Party has no real members
OTTAWA – An investigation into vote buying allegations in the Conservative leadership race has led to the discovery that the Conservative Party currently has zero members. “We thought it wa…
