Bernier furious over lack of regulation in Conservative voting process
OTTAWA – Failed Tory leadership candidate and avowed libertarian Maxime Bernier is reportedly furious that there wasn’t proper oversight and controls in place to ensure a fair voting proces…
The Beaverton Remembers: The Completion of The CN Tower
Where were you when Toronto unveiled the ‘definitely not a penis’ CN Tower?…
“Why can’t you be more fun?” by your upstairs neighbour at 4am on a Tuesday
I am a super fun guy. Everyone says it. I go to a lot of parties and at every one there’s always, like, a girl or two who’s like, “Hey, I love your viking hat. You must be a super fun…
Judge finds assaulted woman guilty of seeking justice
EDMONTON – Two year after unjustly jailing her after she came forward about her sexual assault, Alberta Judge Raymond Bodnarek has found 28 year old Angela Cardinal guilty of seeking justic…
Firefighters rescue man from shower who forgot towel
NEWMARKET, ON – A dramatic scene unfolded earlier this morning after a towel-less man was rescued from his shower by firefighters. The shivering man survived an agonizing 20 minutes before …
Andrew Scheer promises to lead Tories to majority in 1974 election
OTTAWA – Newly elected Leader of the Opposition Andrew Scheer has promised his fellow Conservatives that his agenda and policies will successfully allow them to form a government after the …
Torrie Lauren
After she got fired from The Blaze, we just had to hire her.…
Man wondering if date special enough to shave shoulders
SAULT STE. MARIE, ON – Looking at his back in the mirror, a local man is pondering whether or not the date he is about to go on is special enough to merit shaving his shoulders. “I like She…
Inspiring! Meet the first Frat Boy to ever chant “U.S.A! U.S.A!”
Have you ever wondered why after chugging a particularly warm beer, one feels compelled to chant “U.S.A, U.S.A”, even if you’re not in the United States? Well wonder no more, because we found the…
WestJet realizes it can expand its business by also flying east
CALGARY – After twenty-one years in the commercial aircraft industry, WestJet Airlines has finally started offering flights that fly in an eastward direction. “It’s a huge departure for us,…
