You have a chance to punch a Nazi. Do you take it?
You are just a normal, everyday person. But you have an opportunity to be something greater, something a little more Indiana Jonesy. Will you seize the moment and become the hero you know you can…
How To: Join The Radiant Order of King Dragon
A must watch for anyone who wants to get ahead!…
McDonald’s unveils all-day breakfast in Canada to stress-test healthcare system
TORONTO – McDonald’s Canada announced today that it will begin serving all-day breakfast in order to stress-test the country’s socialized healthcare system. The menu will feature a selectio…
Child’s New Year’s resolution to become ninja robot alarmingly successful
WINDSOR, ON – The parents of six-year-old Anthony Parker are both proud and shocked at the speed with which he achieved one of his New Year’s resolutions: “to become a big ninja robot.” Sou…
How Canada Lowers It’s Sexual Assault Numbers
Emma uncovers the disturbing way Canada makes itself seem like a safe country for women. Full story: http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/Shows/TheBeaverton.…
Quiz: Are you jogging or fleeing?
The wind in your hair. A spike in endorphins. Running is a wonderful thing. But do you know why you are running? Are you jogging or fleeing? Sources Runners on the bridge Forest trail Running sho…
York trustee who used n-word looks exactly like you imagined
WOODBRIDGE – The York Region District School Board was shocked and appalled to hear that one of their trustees used the n-word in a public response to a black mother. That was, until they h…
Canadian banks now charging $3.50 for every button you press on an ATM
TORONTO – Canada’s largest banks are now charging a $3.50 fee for every button that is pressed on any bank machine. RBC, TD, BMO, ScotiaBank and CIBC claim that the new ‘digit service fee’ …
Russian influence called into question after entire White House staff found wearing tracksuits
WASHINGTON – Russian influence over the White House is once again being called into question, after high-ranking members of staff were seen sporting new tracksuits. In response to the accusations…
Toronto Police celebrate #BellLetsTalk by tasering, beating suspect with mental illness
TORONTO – Toronto Police Services have announced their participation in Bell Let’s Talk mental health campaign by kicking, punching, and tasering a suspect with schizophrenia. “It’s time th…
