An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. November 7th, 1885 EAGLE, BC — The Honourable D.A. Smith has made history in ou...
Incredible! This dolphin learned our language to warn us about sharks
Will dolphins ever stop surprising us with their smarts? A dolphin has appeared just off the coast of BC with an impressive knowledge of the English language, which he used to desperately alert us to ...
Our travel expert asks the question no one else dares to…
We sent our favourite chef turned reporter to investigate cultural appropriation in the restaurant industry....
”I’m living my best life,” says woman using hand cream on face
LONDON, ON – Local life coach, Evelyn Bell, 34, has proclaimed she is currently living her best life, no matter what others might think, even as she squeezes the last out of tube of hand cream a...
Trump moves American embassy to Jerusalem as Christmas gift to “the jews”
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Sexual predator unable to handle being told no
ALABAMA — Failed Republican senate candidate and noted predator of underage girls Roy Moore has announced plans to “stay on brand” and refuse to concede defeat. “This election is barely 14 hours...
Hallmark Channel pivots to all Goth Christmas programming
STUDIO CITY, CA – Announcing a major shift in tone, the Hallmark Channel is set to launch a new slate of all Goth Christmas programming for festive Goths. “Our audience was tired of watching blo...
Sir John A. Macdonald balances budget after returning empties
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. OTTAWA — Prime Minister Sir John A. Macdonald has balanced the nation’s treasur...
After jumping in the polls, Kathleen Wynne’s Liberals promise to govern every year like its an election year
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West Ontario ekes out curling win against East Southern Southwest Ontario
PORT COLBORNE, ON – Gutting out an underdog victory in an emotionally-charged nail-biter of a game, West Ontario has out-curled their arch-rivals, East Southern Southwest Ontario. “Tough game. E...
