Guide To: St.John’s

  Thinking of visiting the one Canadian city where people drink a lot?…

Parenting Win! This dad waited until his son was in the car to yell at him for missing a penalty shot

Make sure you have some Kleenex ready because this story of fatherly love is sure to get the tear ducts working overtime. While we’ve all wanted to scream at our child in front of strangers, Gord…

Mike Duffy sues Senate for 8 million, submits expense claim for another 2

OTTAWA – According to court records, Senator Mike Duffy is suing the Senate for $8 million in general damages, loss of income and punitive damages arising from the criminal accusations over…

The new Omar Khadr? Libs HONOUR this man for killing US soldiers

Disgraceful. That’s the only word to use when the Liberal government of Justin Trudeau pays out millions to build statues of a man guilty of murdering US servicemen. Isaac Brock, a self-described…

LIFEHACK: 9 thing you can use as an ashtray instead of tossing your butts into my backyard, Dave!

Whether you’re smoking out on your porch while having a drink with your buddies or just having a drag before hopping in your car, you’ll need a place to put those cigarette butts, preferably in a…

“It’s about states’ rights” says Ontario man flying Confederate Flag

HAMILTON – Local construction worker Keith Lipiec insists the Confederate flag hanging from the truck located about 150 kilometres from the U.S. border is merely “a celebration of states’ r…

Local man would be more worried about Trump’s promise to terminate NAFTA if Trump had ever kept a single promise

Luke is joined by writers Anthony Bothelo and Joel Buxton as well as stand up Tracy Hamilton. They discuss the childlike wonder with which Donald Trump stared at the eclipse (2:30), how the war i…

Nation’s toddlers demand more uppies

OTTAWA – In a move that many experts fear will cause a rift in already strained negotiations, Canada’s toddlers unilaterally demanded more uppies earlier today. Talks have entered arbitrati…

Report: Everyone else’s summer hopes and ambitions fulfilled except yours

SACKVILLE, NB – Early reports indicate that everybody on Earth had achieved all they wanted to do this summer. Well everyone except you. According to sources every single human alive had ma…

Best Eclipse Ever! The sun hasn’t been seen for 27 hours

WORLDWIDE – Y’all, the party of the decade, century, and millennium is still going strong as the total solar eclipse enters its 28th hour. Temperatures have fallen by about 10 degrees, but …