OTTAWA – The individual responsible for vandalizing Catherine McKenna’s office with a hate-filled message towards all women in politics has been offered employment by Rebel Media as a reporter. ...
Wexit movement inspired by how smoothly Brexit is going
EDMONTON – After the federal election results left many in western Canada feeling disappointed and alienated, a separatist movement has emerged online under the banner of “Wexit”, inspired by th...
TFC players canvassing to raise awareness of championship run
TORONTO – As part of TFC Awareness Month, the players of the Toronto Football Club have begun door knocking across the Greater Toronto Area. “Hi there! My name is Jozy Altidore. Have you heard t...
Alberta economy makes transition to renewable sources of anger
CALGARY – With Prime Minister Justin Trudeau winning the most seats in his second election, Premier Jason Kenney’s UPC government as well as many oil and gas companies have started to make large...
Now that the campaign is over, I’d like to talk to you about your life insurance options
EDITORIAL BY ANDREW SCHEER, LEADER OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY OF CANADA First, I’d like to thank all Canadians for participating in a hard-fought election, and I’d like to thank you for coming into my ...
Doug Ford knocks on cellar door to see if it’s okay to come out
KENORA, ON – Rapping on a rickety plywood door from his subterranean hiding, Ontario Premier Doug Ford sheepishly asked his Conservative Party handlers if it was okay to come out now that the fe...
Update: Maxime Bernier too racist even for Quebec
BEAUCE, PQ – Early projections indicate that Maxime Bernier will lose his seat indicating that the former Conservative leadership contender too racist even for his native province. “Yes, w...
Voters send clear message of “ugh, fine, Trudeau again, I guess”
OTTAWA – Exercising their democratic rights, voters across Canada today sent a clear, unambiguous message to Ottawa of, “sure, whatever, Trudeau, I guess.” Adding “He’s fine. I mean, he’s not th...
Trudeau win inspires next generation of white men to break the blackface barrier
OTTAWA – With media sources projecting at least a minority government, Canada’s first black and brown prime minister Justin Trudeau has been re-elected. The Liberal leader won another hard fough...
