Party guest has less fun board game for everyone to play next
CALEDON, ON – A sense of dread filled the air midway through Kayla Dissellia’s party as one attendee claimed they have a great game for everyone to play next. Up until that point, the casua…
Trudeau forces 10 bus passengers to miss their stop
MONTREAL – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau created a ruckus on a STM bus while filming a political advertisement for the Liberal Party of Canada causing at least 10 passengers to miss their s…
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Emma and Miguel look at the Quebec religious symbols ban.…
Doug Ford unveils entirely sticker-based agenda
There’s a sticker for that!…
At G7, Trump completes transformation to ‘racist uncle no one wants to talk to at party’
Trump manages to make even the G7 interesting.…
Rex Murphy points to pathetic size of Canada’s forest fires compared to Brazil’s Amazon
TORONTO – In his most recent column, National Post writer Rex Murphy lamented Canada’s laughable forest fires compared to more industrious infernos in countries like Brazil. “Many Canadians…
Gaming the system: Recent 92-year-old university grad gets to die before she pays off her debt
VANCOUVER – A clever UBC grad has found an ingenious way to avoid paying her costly student debts by dying soon after graduation. “With age comes wisdom,” said 92-year-old Barbara Harrison …
Scientists glimpse beyond Beyond Meat, immediately driven insane by forbidden flavours
VANCOUVER – Researchers at the University of British Columbia were found yammering incoherently after piercing the scientific veil and briefly seeing what lies beyond Beyond Meat. The scien…
Canadians barricading homes in anticipation for 8 more weeks of election bullshit
OTTAWA – Canadians across the country have spent their weekends filling sandbags, barricading their doors, and stocking supplies in preparation for the 2019 election bullshit. “The writ has…
Trump corrects Ezra Levant’s tweet rupturing fake news space-time continuum
WASHINGTON – A fake news black hole has emerged along the Canada-US border after US President Donald Trump corrected far-right pundit Ezra Levant about his tweet calling Canadian Prime Mini…
