OTTAWA – After reading a shocking article while waiting in line at the grocery store, Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is blasting Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for potentially allowing a …
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RCMP thank Maxime Bernier for making it easier to track white supremacists
OTTAWA – The Integrated National Security Enforcement Team of the RCMP have issued a personal thank you to People’s Party of Canada Leader Maxime Bernier for making their jobs much easier o…
Search and rescue crews continue to look for any signal of federal NDP campaign
OTTAWA – With dwindling hope, search and rescue crews continue to scour the country looking for any signs of an election campaign for a major party. Rescuers believe that the NDP is running…
Andrew Scheer: “The only reason I never attend Pride is because I’m always trapped under overturned tractors”
OTTAWA – Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is defending himself against the charge that he purposely avoids attending Pride, stating that the only reason he does not attend these parades an…
Trudeau forces 10 bus passengers to miss their stop
MONTREAL – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau created a ruckus on a STM bus while filming a political advertisement for the Liberal Party of Canada causing at least 10 passengers to miss their s…
Rex Murphy points to pathetic size of Canada’s forest fires compared to Brazil’s Amazon
TORONTO – In his most recent column, National Post writer Rex Murphy lamented Canada’s laughable forest fires compared to more industrious infernos in countries like Brazil. “Many Canadians…
RCMP blocks Scheer’s number
OTTAWA – The RCMP have blocked the phone number of Opposition Leader Andrew Scheer after months of round the clock calls requesting the RCMP investigate and arrest the Prime Minister for hi…
Veterans Affairs changes media policy after mistaking Spartans at the Battle of Thermopylae for Canadian soldiers
OTTAWA – Veterans Affairs has announced it will be screening all of its material for any historical errors after the department mistook Spartans fighting their Persian enemies at the Battle…
Report: 6 more ethics violations will win Trudeau a free 6 inch sub at Parliament’s cafeteria
OTTAWA – Ethics Commissioner Mario Dion said Prime Minister Justin Trudeau only has to violate the Conflict of Interest Act six more times before receiving a free six inch submarine sandwic…
Fox News punishes Tucker Carlson with all-inclusive vacation
NEW YORK – After claiming that the white supremacy problem in America is a “hoax,” Fox News host Tucker Carlson was severely reprimanded by the network with an all-expenses paid vacation to…
