Here’s the quintessential Top 2,285 Canadian Films of All Time (and Counting) in no particular order because they’re all great and everyone will be happy: Glenn Gould: On/Off the Reco…
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Oddly hostile entrepreneur pitches Dragons’ Den his business idea for paying off politicians’ campaign debts
TORONTO – Last night’s episode of Dragons’ Den got a bit confrontational after none of the Dragons expressed an interest in Devin O’Kerry’s idea for a business whose sole purpose would be t…
Local liberal arts campus closed for deconstruction
VANCOUVER – This morning, the Emily Carr University of Art and Design announced that its main campus will be shuttering over the summer for a large-scale deconstruction project. “It’s been …
Grindr defends practice of messaging user’s father every time they call someone ‘daddy’
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA – In response to claims that they have committed a massive breach of privacy, representatives for the gay dating app Grindr are defending the company’s policy of al…
Last original film remade
LOS ANGELES – With the release of Arrival of a Train at a Station (2018), a remake of the Lumière Brothers’ record-breakingly successful film Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat (1896), the las…
Nation awakes in horror to discover they’ve missed the Junos again
VANCOUVER — Canadian citizens have had a rude awakening this morning as the entire nation has gotten up and realized in horror that they missed the Canadian music awards ceremony the Junos again.…
The Shape of Water wins Oscar for best obscuring of a Canadian filming location
LOS ANGELES – Guillermo del Toro’s Toronto shot monster love epic The Shape of Water has won the academy award for the production that best hid the fact that it was shot in Toronto. “We are…
Liam Neeson to star in film featuring Canadian man taking vengeance on cell phone company
TORONTO – Liam Neeson will star in a Taken-inspired action film centered around a Canadian man who seeks vengeance on his cell phone provider who charged him over $200. After reluctantly ag…
Study finds you are the only person who truly appreciates the genius of Radiohead
A recent musicological study has found that the only living person who truly appreciates the band Radiohead is, in fact, you. “We’re overjoyed,” said an overjoyed Thom Yorke. &#…
Exclusive: New Avengers movie to feature scene not shown in trailers
NEW YORK – Marvel Entertainment announced today that Avengers: Infinity War, the latest entry in its popular superhero franchise, will feature some content not shown in the trailers. “We ar…
