LONDON, UK – Following much speculation about the bedroom activities of royal family members Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the couple’s Kensington Palace office recently confirmed that they fucked.
Ever since their wedding in May of this year, the British media have repeatedly attempted to confirm if the fairytale couple are indeed fucking. Royal followers have been extremely active on Twitter with suspicions about Harry and Meghan’s sex life based on Meghan Markle’s recent clothing choices. When she was seen at Princess Eugenie’s wedding wearing one of Prince Harry’s old baggy t-shirts and emanating a fresh-fucked glow, many insisted that this was proof positive of hot action, but it was a few more days before the news became official.
“We are delighted to confirm that at some point during the summer of 2018 Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Sussex got nasty,” read an official proclamation that was released shortly after the royal couple landed in Australia for their first overseas tour.
“This is extremely exciting news,” shared royal biographer Catherine Hancock. “What’s most delightful to learn is that, as many of us in the royal watching community have long suspected, Prince Harry is indeed raw-dogging it.”
While not customary among all people in the United Kingdom, there have been many reported cases of British royalty fucking. Prince Harry’s own parents, Prince Charles and Princess Diana, are known to have fucked at least twice.
Upon learning the news Prince Harry’s grandparents, Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, congratulated the couple and shared that, now they no longer have any corgis to take care of, they also have had more time to fuck.