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Canada annexes 4 Nations Championship

BOSTON, MA – The Canadian men’s hockey team has successfully seized the 4 Nations hockey championship from their American opponents, completing their annexation of the trophy nearly halfway throu…

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Pizza Pizza gives man diarrhea diarrhea 

TORONTO – Local jeweler Jason Jackson has eaten a bad Pizza Pizza pizza, according to cub cuisine columnist Ms. Chris Swiss.  “I work all the time, and then I had to work overtime, so I just want…

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Corrupt Federal Body Inspector busted

OTTAWA – Officials from the Federal Body Inspection agency have announced that Special Agent Bradley Carmichael has been stripped of his rank and discharged after being enmeshed in a corruption s…

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