– By the Toronto Police As a Police officer, it is disappointing that the Toronto Police will no longer be marching in Pride, especially considering we practically invented Pride. If it was…
We ranked these unbelievable facts and you’ll never believe which is number one
Of all the different type of information you can learn on the internet, Inspiring!, Amazing!, Change your life!, the best type is Unbelievable!. But with all these unbelievable facts it can be ha…
Litre of Donair Sauce appointed as Nova Scotia finance minister
HALIFAX – In a move that has surprised many throughout the province, 1 litre of Donair sauce has been appointed as Minister of Finance and Treasury Board, taking over from Randy Delores. “I…
Unbelievable! This Mandarin buffet is letting me eat as many noodles as I want
This is crazy! I’ve been sitting at this Mandarin buffet by myself for 2 hours and no one stops me from getting up and helping myself to more plates of delicious noodles. Not small plates e…
Quiz: Are you the Premier of New Brunswick?
Since the position was created in the 1840’s New Brunswick has had 33 premiers, of which you know none. Until someone comes forward and claims the title can you be sure that you are not the premi…
7 ways to celebrate Canada’s 150th birthday that aren’t contemplating the genocide on which it is all built
It has been 150 years since the British North American Act passed through British parliament and made three semi autonomous colonies of Britain into one semi autonomous dominion of Britain. We…
‘Toronto sure has a lot of condos going up’ notes very smart and brilliant visitor
TORONTO – An entire municipality is reeling after a tourist from Calgary made an observation that has radically altered how millions of people view their day to day existence. Geoffrey Thom…
‘I’m going to business school’ reports man who just gave up
Toronto – Self identified failure James Octin has decided to go to University of Western Ontario for a Masters in Business Administration after giving up on all other possible options. “I&#…
Legal action forces restaurant to rebrand deathly hot wings as diarrhea wings
Burlington, ON – Following a class action law suit local sports bar Beer ‘n’ Birds Bar and Grill has been found guilty of false advertising after promoting their ghost pepper wings as ‘deat…
Quiz: What disappointingly bland Tim Horton’s food item are you?
From bagels to donuts to chilli to whatever potato dish they’re trying to force on people this week, Tim Hortons delights with food that ranges from ‘just fine’ to ‘nothing else is open’. T…
