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Premier says only Quebecers entitled to service in English are descendants of Irish Orphans from that Heritage Minute

QUEBEC CITY – Francois Legault has declared that, moving forward, the only people in Quebec who will be able to obtain government services in English will be ones who can prove they are a d…

“See how easy that was?” says May to Scheer after quitting

OTTAWA – Shortly after resigning as leader of the Green Party this morning Elizabeth May called current Conservative leader Andrew Scheer to tell him it wasn’t all that hard. “You don’t hav…

Advisors confident Scheer’s personal charm and charisma will allow him to survive leadership review

OTTAWA – In the wake of disappointing election results many political insiders believe Andrew Scheer is on his way out as leader of the Conservative Party. But advisors to Scheer claim thes…

Study: Lining up to exit subway car on wrong side most embarrassing thing a Torontonian can do

TORONTO – A conclusive study by the University of Toronto has found that trying to exit the subway via doors that are not on the same side as the platform is just about the most humiliating…

Five horror-movie locations that will make you want to redecorate your sex dungeon

It’s Halloween season again and we all know that what that means: horror movie marathons, delicious fun sized candy, and having to switch to your indoor sex swing. But bingeing on your favourite …

Toronto woman who endured Harper decade “just doesn’t understand” what it’s like for feds to ignore her interests

TORONTO – Amancia Gordon, 43, has been repeatedly told by those living in the West that she can never understand the plight of having a federal government who doesn’t champion the values sh…