OTTAWA – After realizing that he is now the oldest leader of Canada’s three major political parties, Justin Trudeau has stopped his rigorous exercise regimen and started eating every piece …
Tag: Andrew Scheer
Andrew Scheer’s new slogan: “You’re going to sit there and like Canada or I’m turning this car around!”
OTTAWA – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer has released a new, stern motto: “You’re going to sit there and like Canada or I’m turning this car around!” The Conservative Party captured Schee…
Scheer: “The Governor General should remain impartial about the existence of gravity”
OTTAWA – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer is slamming the Governor General for her biased comments supporting the laws of gravity. “There are millions of Canadians who were offended by Jul…
Nation can’t remember what Stephen Harper looks like
OTTAWA – In the wake of Stephen Harper’s open letter on the NAFTA renegotiations the entire nation of Canada has realized they no longer have any idea what their previous prime minister looks lik…
Elizabeth May to go as ‘major party leader’ for Halloween
OTTAWA – Green Party leader Elizabeth May has announced that she plans to get into the Halloween spirit by dressing up as a “major party leader” this October 31st. “Halloween is a chance to…
Andrew Scheer dismantles pro-white supremacy news outlet by hiring everyone who works for it
OTTAWA – Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is waging a one man crusade against white supremacy in Canadian media by hiring away everyone who works for far-right media outlet The Rebel. “The…
Andrew Scheer tries to engage in social media by inviting everyone to play FarmVille
OTTAWA – In an attempt to connect with younger voters via social media, Conservative Party Leader Andrew Scheer invited all Canadians to play FarmVille. “Justin Trudeau and Jagmeet Singh may have…
Andrew Scheer shot with tranquilizer while wandering shirtless through the woods
GATINEAU PARK – Andrew Scheer was mistakenly shot with a tranquilizer earlier today, after the Opposition leader was spotted wandering through the trees of Gatineau Park without a shirt on.…
After interviewing Jagmeet about Air India CBC promises to question Catholic Andrew Scheer about the IRA
Luke is joined by comedians Andrew Ivimey and Freddie Rivas as well as writer Tom Conway. Together they discuss the CBC’s dog whistling Jagmeet Singh interview (3:00), why people who don…
NDP excited to pick leader strong enough to split the left wing vote
OTTAWA – With the NDP leadership race revving up, party members are enthusiastic about finding a leader popular enough to divide progressive voters straight down the middle. “I’ve been dreaming o…
