Google buys U.S. government
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Google Inc. has purchased U.S. Govt, a service which creates and passes laws. “We’re thrilled to welcome the U.S. Government to Google,” a Google spoke…
So long as you overlook my horrible communication skills, I will make a great intern
By Sanjay Babar Dear Sir or Madam, Thank you for meeting me in person today to discuss this exciting opportunity to work for your company. When my program advisor told me that I needed to complet…
Study: Comedians make better lovers
MONTREAL – Comedians exhibit greater sensitivity and sexual stamina according to a new study published by McGill University. The study ranked sexual performance and partner satisfaction acc…
Local Yeti captures rare photograph of graffiti artist Banksy in action
LONDON – In what can only be described as a bizarre coincidence, a local Yeti managed to photograph prolific and anonymous English graffiti artist Banksy in London’s West End. “It was just …
Men Without Hats announce 2011 reunion tour – this time with hats
MONTREAL – Ivan Doroschuk, lead singer for Canadian New Wavers Men Without Hats, announced that he will be re-forming the band for a 2011 tour, with one notable addition – this time with ha…
Local boyfriend apartment rapidly turning into local girlfriend apartment
GUELPH, ON – Area boyfriend and apartment dweller Jonny Terefenko, 26, recently noticed that over half of the items in his apartment of fours years currently belong to his girlfriend of les…
