The Beaverton

Nation’s Uncles demand to know who farted

CANADA – Detecting a “funky smell coming from under the table”, the nation’s uncles unanimously resolved to determine which of their thirty three million nieces and nephews “let that one ri…


Report: Censorship in Canada at an all time ████ despite ██████████

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Local friend busier than everyone else

TORONTO – Despite wanting to attend the engagement party of best friend Sophie Lahiri, local woman Tiffany Dale is busier than anyone else she knows and is completely unable to make the tim…