TORONTO – The Toronto Maple Leafs rise to young playoff team has encouraged Henry Fawcett, a 57-year-old who has been finishing out of the playoffs of life for many years now. “I mean, if the Le...
Hero cat saves couch by barfing on carpet
MISSISSAUGA – The Ryan family cat, Cupcake was awarded the household medal of bravery after saving their brand new sectional by vomiting on the carpet instead. “At first I thought it was a hairball bu...
Quiz – Are you an obsessive person? Click a lot of boxes to find out!
Life can get pretty chaotic and sometimes the only thing that you can control is your obsessive-compulsive behaviour. Take this quiz and find out just how “in control” you really are! Sources ...
Millennials turn to grave robbing as more Baby Boomers storing wealth in pyramids for afterlife
Memphis, TN – Millennials are turning to grave robbing and tomb raiding to make ends meet as an ever-increasing number of Baby Boomers attempt take their accumulated wealth with them into the af...
Malala addresses dysfunctional foreign legislature where only 26% of representatives are women
OTTAWA (CANADA) – Nobel Peace Prize recipient and girl’s rights advocate Malala Yousafzai addressed political leaders of Canada, a country where only 1 in 4 elected representatives are women. Us...
Kathleen Wynne touts manufacturing sector job gains with Cheesecake Factory announcement
TORONTO – Facing a record low approval rating and a 2018 re-election campaign, Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne is citing the opening of a Toronto-area Cheesecake Factory as proof that she is brin...
Tory scientists begin thawing cryogenically frozen John Diefenbaker for late leadership run
CARP, ON – Deep inside the Diefenbunker, Conservative scientists have started the process of thawing a cryogenically frozen former Prime Minister to give their party a better shot at winning the...
Major cookie conglomerate expects record sales thanks to child labour initiative
KITCHENER, ON – Dare Foods CEO Martin Schmitt told investors on a conference call he expects record sales again this year thanks to his company’s use of an unpaid child labour force to sell thei...
Rogers Centre unveils new Ted Rogers statue in right field
TORONTO – Ahead of the Blue Jays Home opener, team owner Rogers Inc. unveiled a new statue of Ted Rogers in the right field of the Rogers Centre. “Finally the people will have an in-game opportu...
You WON’T BELIEVE what is going on in North Korea right now
As always, BV+ is here to bring you the truth…...
