It’s election time in Ontario and Ford Nation is fired up! One man from Etobicoke is doing his part in the face of incredible adversity, and it’s inspiring AF! Darryl Homesworth signed up to be an Ont...
New Drake album mostly just songs about how he’s never won anything in Roll Up The Rim
TORONTO, ON – While details of rapper Drake’s new album “Scorpion” have been kept secretive to fans and media alike, some news about the album expected to be released in June 2018 surfaced earli...
Report: Large protein whey container clearly compensating
PENTICTON, BC – Early reports indicate that a bulky 5 lbs container of protein whey is clearly compensating. While appearing to be powerful and tough, those close to the Optimum Nutrition 100% W...
Trump demands two Nobel Peace Prizes for cancelling North Korea Summit
WASHINGTON D.C. — Following the surprise announcement that the White House has unilaterally backed out of a planned summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, President Donald Trump has demand...
Ontario Green Party leader Mike Schreiner unsure who to vote for
GUELPH, ON – With the campaign for the Premiership of Ontario now well underway, Ontario Green Party leader Mike Schreiner revealed that he is still undecided as to which party will earn his vo...
“You just don’t remember Bob Rae,” lectures Ontario man who doesn’t remember Mike Harris
GEORGETOWN, ON – A local Ontario man giving a history lesson to younger voters about the dangers of electing an NDP provincial government has failed to recall what happened when a PC provincial ...
Local man knows exactly how he would get down from that roof if he needed to
Milton, ON – Earlier this week, local software engineer Dave Winchester triumphantly confirmed in his own mind how he would safely get down from a three story building. While attending a Die Hard view...
NFL defends their 1st Amendment right to deny players their 1st Amendment rights
NEW YORK — NFL team owners are defending their decision to prohibit players from kneeling during the national anthem, claiming they are simply exercising their First Amendment right to deny the ...
BC Premier’s bathroom mirror smeared with “Revenge” written in bitumen
YELLOWKNIFE – After attempting to get some sleep before a Western Premiers’ Meeting, BC Premier John Horgan awoke to discover that someone had smeared the words “Revenge” in thick Alberta bitume...
6 rugs that are actually just clothes you left on the floor
With spring cleaning comes full-on panicked renovations! Revamp your cluttered home by swapping out those rugs you’ve probably never vacuumed with these sensational seasonal faves! Wait, are these jus...
