Avengers: Infinity War credits to simply list Hollywood actors not in the film
LOS ANGELES – This week Marvel Studios announced that, to shorten running length, Avengers: Infinity War’s credits will just list Hollywood actors that don’t appear onscreen. As Marvel Stud…
Motives of man who clearly stated his motives unclear
TORONTO – In the aftermath of the deadly Toronto van attack that left 10 dead and 14 injured, journalists and commentators have failed to uncover a motive for the senseless actions of the p…
Inspiring! Leafs restore normalcy to Toronto by collapsing in playoffs
The Toronto Maple Leafs have restored a sense of normalcy to their city since a deadly attack earlier this week by collapsing in the third period of game seven against the Boston Bruins. “We had …
“It’s gone, it’s all gone” says Ontario auditor general staring into glass of whiskey
TORONTO – After silently going through most of a bottle of Crown Royal, Ontario auditor general Bonnie Lysyk released her pre-election report, stating that contrary to numbers released by t…
Canada rallies around its favourite city
TORONTO – In the wake of a devastating attack at Yonge & Finch that left 10 dead and many more injured, Canadians from coast to coast have come together to support the city they have al…
LIBERAL SCANDAL: Kathleen Wynne wasted millions on fancy underground cars for the Toronto elite
TORONTO – Yet another scandal rocked the Provincial Government today, when allegations surfaced that Kathleen Wynne blew millions of taxpayer dollars on lavish subterranean limousines for the Tor…
Condo dwelling Australian Shepherd waiting for day he can finally herd some fucking sheep
TORONTO – After searching every inch of his brand new Liberty Village condominium, Chance the Australian Shepherd, is still waiting for the day when he can finally herd some goddamn sheep. …
Marrying your cousin was quite common back then vs For the last time, Harold, I’m not interested – we’re cousins
Point: Marrying your cousin was quite common back then By: Harold Taber While may be taboo nowadays to be in an intimate relationship with your cousin, I can tell you that it was very common back…
EDITORIAL: I hate everything Doug Ford stands for, but I love giving my dentist money
By Daniel Brinkley I’m facing a moral quandary right now. I’m a progressive person and I want what’s best for Ontario, but the Liberals and NDP have made a controversial promise that I think goes…