OPINION – If this is what you get in a continental breakfast, I’d hate to see a regional breakfast
Let me get this straight: I take a break from sleazy fleabag motels to splurge at a joint with free continental breakfast. Then I wake up at the crack of dawn to partake, and you come at me with …
York University adds year to every program for mandatory “strike internships”
TORONTO – York University students from all faculties will be required to take an additional year of study for the recently announced strike internship program. The program is unique to Yor…
Amazon posts ad seeking roommate to share lease of new Vancouver HQ
VANCOUVER – In an ad posted to craigslist this morning, online shopping giant Amazon announced that it is seeking a roommate to help cover the exorbitant lease of its new Vancouver headquar…
Study: Children raised by LGBTQ parents less likely to be complete accidents
LONDON, ON: Researchers at Western University have published a new study that claims LGBTQ parents are less likely to have children by accident. The study surveyed one hundred parents and guardia…
Report: Millennials more likely to marry Prince Harry than get a job in their field
TORONTO – As Britain’s Prince Harry prepares to wed Meghan Markle this month, a new study has found that people born in the 1980s to early 90s have a higher chance of marrying him than finding a …
Report: Idiot wasp trapped inside even though window completely open
DIEPPE, NB – Furiously attempting to escape the living room of a local family’s residence, stupid wasp was reported colliding into the glass multiple times, just inches away from a complete…
Mom with diffuser, son with e-cigarette bond over shared love of vapour
Vaughn, ON — The tenuous relationship between a mother and son was strengthened this past weekend when they discovered their shared love of vapour. Margaret Clemens was enjoying a calm moment gaz…
We ranked the provinces and tried really hard not to put New Brunswick last
Canada is a country enriched by the rich tapestry of our provinces, each one demonstrating a distinct identity and unique characteristics. Naturally this begs the question: which provinces are go…
Doug Ford promises wife he’ll read just one more policy brief before heading to bed
TORONTO – Saying that it was important he “knew all the facts” before another day on the campaign trail, Ontario PC leader Doug Ford paused the Mozart he was listening to, put down his Earl…
Writer decides to get out of the house, check Facebook in coffee shop
TORONTO – Local writer Nelson Curea has chosen to leave the house and stretch his legs this afternoon, after deciding that a change of location might make it easier for him to not do his wr…