In testimony, Robert Mueller reaffirms commitment to never saying or doing anything helpful
WASHINGTON D.C. — Speaking yesterday to two House Committees, Special Counsel Robert Mueller boldy restated his pledge to never ever take any action that would possibly help to hold Preside…
7 movies to watch before you die tomorrow at dawn
2001: A Space Odyssey. North by Northwest. 400 Blows. Cinema is filled with classics, but these days there’s too much to watch in one lifetime. Especially when the beasts want you dead! Here’s se…
Scheer promises to add milk chugging challenge to Canadian food guide
OTTAWA – At a press conference held earlier today, Leader of the Conservative Party, Andrew Scheer, promoted the inclusion of consuming several litres of whole milk in less than an hour int…
Saskatchewan Roughriders mascot Gainer the Gopher poisoned in pest control sweep
REGINA – The Saskatchewan Roughriders are mourning the loss of their beloved mascot after he consumed a poison baits left outside a stadium tunnel. “We loved Gainer, but at the end of the d…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 1
Emma and Miguel unpack the Jeffrey Epstein indictment; Brandon Hackett talks the Democratic primaries.…
Only party with plan to stop climate change soars in polls to 11%
Is The Green Party On The Rise?…
HBOs Chernobyl offers perfect solution to climate change
On this week’s Let Me Explain: Emma solves Climate Change!…
Trump congratulates Gary Busey on becoming Prime Minister of UK
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reacting to a photo of Boris Johnson on a muted TV this morning showing, President Donald Trump called to congratulate actor Gary Busey on becoming Prime Minister of the …
Polls predict six-way majority government
OTTAWA – Canada’s pollsters are predicting a Liberal, Conservative, NDP, Green, Bloc, and People’s Party majority government for the federal election to the relief of many partisans and anx…
Experts divided on whether women happiest when married, single or mysteriously widowed
VANCOUVER – Following the heated controversy which erupted after the publication of a study showing single women are happier than married women, many experts are now taking on the more comp…
