Charlie Sheen elected Prime Minister
OTTAWA – Charlie Sheen will be named Canada’s next Prime Minister after winning a majority government on Monday. “Tonight, this great country has voted for winning,” announced Sheen in a vi…
Ignatieff caught wearing U.S. stars and stripes boxer shorts in last minute campaign gaffe
OTTAWA – In a campaign blunder, Michael Ignatieff was caught by surprise outside his Ottawa residence this morning dressed in a pair of stars and stripes boxer shorts. The Liberal Party Lea…
Leafs to fans: No, you suck!
TORONTO – Toronto Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke and a few of his players called a surprise press conference Thursday afternoon to lash back at fans that have been unsupportive of the club’s po…
Health Canada warns cases of voter fatigue syndrome may reach epidemic levels by election day
OTTAWA – When Todd Gleck experienced shooting pains throughout his upper body after being greeted by yet another political canvessor, the 41-year-old father of three figured he simply neede…
