CARP, ON – Deep inside the Diefenbunker, Conservative scientists have started the process of thawing a cryogenically frozen former Prime Minister to give their party a better shot at winnin…
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What if Alex Jones was rational?
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The Beaverton Suspends Leadership Bid
Due to illegitimate controversies, the Beaverton will be suspending its campaign.…
The Beaverton leading the polls in Conservative Leadership Race
Canadians everywhere have enthusiastically embraced our leadership campaign according to our polls!…
The Beaverton Corporation announces its bid for Conservative Party Leader
We believe Canada deserves a better Conservative Party Leader: The Beaverton.…
Leitch defends using Nazi gun: “It was a gift from my grandfather”
COLLINGWOOD, ON – Conservative leadership candidate Kellie Leitch has defended using a World War II-era handgun used by German soldiers in a fundraising email claiming it was a gift given t…
Senator Beyak demands residential school survivors apologize for her suffering
OTTAWA – Conservative Senator Lynn Beyak is demanding an apology from survivors of residential schools after she was traumatized by all the negative things they’ve said about what she calls…
Vote Kellie Leitch for CPC Leader! As long as you’re not one of those people.
Vote Kellie Leitch for CPC Leader! As long as you’re not one of those people.…
NDP leadership candidates come dangerously close to having a debate
MONTREAL — The four candidates vying for the leadership of the federal NDP nearly came to a disagreement on party policy or qualifications causing what many consider to be a debate. Politic…
Michael Chong Conservative Party Ad
Vote Michael Chong for CPC Leader! Or don’t. See if he gives a fuck.…
