TORONTO – Ontario leaders have placed the blame on the province’s math curriculum claiming it was inadequate to prepare them for proposing political platforms that involve numbers and…
Politics
Local man just wants to have a respectful debate with these Libtards
REGINA – Frustrated online commentator Keith Cook doesn’t understand why the cucks he is currently dealing with on facebook won’t engage in a meaningful and healthy dialogue wit…
Jagmeet Singh suspends entire NDP caucus to be safe
OTTAWA – NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh has announced that he is suspending all of his MPs as a precaution in the event that more members of his caucus are accused of harassment or other forms of…
Notley to flood BC so pipelines reach Pacific
EDMONTON – Alberta Premier Rachel Notley has announced her proposal to sink the province of British Columbia to resolve the ongoing Trans Mountain Pipeline dispute with BC, and grant her pr…
Elizabeth May shivs biggest, meanest guy in holding cell
BURNABY, B.C. – Emergency crews have been called to the Burnaby RCMP station amid scattered reports that Green Party leader Elizabeth May has shivved the biggest guy in lock-up following her arre…
Netflix makeover show “Scheer Eye” will bring repressed, aggressively tame lifestyle to the masses
TORONTO – In a press conference announcing a slate of new programming for the year, Netflix head of content acquisitions Audrey Gardiner was excited to reveal that Andrew Scheer, leader of …
Tom Mulcair sad no one noticed when he went to the Sikh separatist rallies
OTTAWA – Former NDP leader Tom Mulcair is reportedly upset that current leader Jagmeet Singh’s appearances alongside Sikh separatists are attracting more attention then his frequent and far…
Jagmeet Singh attends Quebec sovereignty rally for “human rights”
LONGUEUIL, QC – NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh has attended a rally for Quebec sovereignty stating that he only attended for the sake “human rights.” “It’s not my place to have an opi…
Brian Mulroney stays up all night writing daughter’s victory speech
TORONTO – With the sun rising on the day of the Ontario PC leadership vote, a haggard Brian Mulroney has completed writing his daughter’s victory speech. While the speech had already been w…
Patrick Brown announces re-re-entry into Ontario PC leadership race
TORONTO – Following an agonizing series of many, many minutes, former Ontario PC leader Patrick Brown has announced his intention to again enter the leadership race again for the PC party again. …
