HOUSTON, B.C. — As the RCMP arrested 14 people at the Gidimt’en camp, which is blocking access for pipeline construction, Prime Minister Trudeau pledged that his reconciliation speech…
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Cash-strapped NRA lays off “Thoughts” department to focus solely on “Prayers”
FAIRFAX, VA – Following news from the National Rifle Association that revenue has decreased by $55 million over the past year, the gun-rights group has announced it will be shuttering the “…
Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes quits citing he ‘wouldn’t want to be part of a hate group that would have him as a member’
NEW YORK – After the FBI classified the hate group the Proud Boys as an “extremist organization”, founder Gavin McInnes has renounced his involvement, declaring ‘If a club of lo…
Liberals slip clause into omnibus bill making it illegal to point out they criticized Conservatives for slipping clauses into omnibus bills
OTTAWA – As Bill C-86, the Liberal’s latest omnibus budget bill, winds its way through the Canadian legislative process, the few people who’ve managed to read the entire 850 page document a…
Republicans confirm stance that life begins at conception and ends when your health insurance expires
WASHINGTON – The Republican party sent out a press release earlier today confirming their long-held stance that the boundaries of human life begin at conception and end at the exact moment …
Breaking: Celebrity voted
LOS ANGELES – According to widely shared posts on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, a popular celebrity has voted in the U.S. midterm elections. “I can’t be entirely sure, since I’ve never r…
“We are the silent majority,” claim both sides
WASHINGTON – Activists and advocates for both sides of the political spectrum remain convinced today that their view is the popular one and claim to have the ‘silent majority.’ “More people…
Bernier signs People’s Party’s no embarrassment pledge, promptly kicked out
GATINEAU, QC – People’s Party leader Maxime Bernier was removed from the political caucus he founded after signing the mandatory ‘no-embarrassment’ pledge for riding association members. &#…
Report: Bullshit spewing out of Maxime Bernier’s mouth to be carbon taxed
OTTAWA – The federal government has confirmed the complete and utter bullshit coming out of Maxime Bernier’s mouth will be taxed starting at $10 per tonne. This comes two days after a large…
First-time eligible voter excited to make up first excuse for not voting
TORONTO – After turning eighteen over a week ago, Neal Furlong is anxiously looking forward to the upcoming election so he can lie about why he didn’t vote for the very first time in his li…
