OTTAWA – Ethics Commissioner Mario Dion said Prime Minister Justin Trudeau only has to violate the Conflict of Interest Act six more times before receiving a free six inch submarine sandwic…
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Fox News punishes Tucker Carlson with all-inclusive vacation
NEW YORK – After claiming that the white supremacy problem in America is a “hoax,” Fox News host Tucker Carlson was severely reprimanded by the network with an all-expenses paid vacation to…
Man who lost Conservative Party leadership by less than 1% proposes border fence
MISSISSAUGA – A former party member who placed a very close second in the Conservative leadership race in 2017 has proposed a border fence to block asylum seekers from crossing the border. …
Scheer promises to add milk chugging challenge to Canadian food guide
OTTAWA – At a press conference held earlier today, Leader of the Conservative Party, Andrew Scheer, promoted the inclusion of consuming several litres of whole milk in less than an hour int…
Polls predict six-way majority government
OTTAWA – Canada’s pollsters are predicting a Liberal, Conservative, NDP, Green, Bloc, and People’s Party majority government for the federal election to the relief of many partisans and anx…
Scheer awards carton of chocolate milk medal of bravery for saving son’s life
OTTAWA – At a touching ceremony at Rideau Hall, Opposition Leader Andrew Scheer issued a medal of bravery to a stalwart carton of chocolate milk symbolizing how the dairy product of questio…
PM on Trump’s racist tweets: “Only Quebec is allowed to do that in Canada”
OTTAWA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau criticized President Donald Trump’s racist tweets towards four congresswomen declaring that Canadians would not tolerate such hateful words and action…
Premiers’ meeting to be held in steam room now that there are no more female premiers
SASKATOON – The annual meeting of Canada’s provincial and territorial premiers, The Council of the Federation, starts today and as it’s the first time since 2008 there are no women attendin…
Trudeau claims he was just holding a bag of single-use plastics for a friend
OTTAWA – After being caught on camera with a large quantity of single-use plastics, Justin Trudeau is adamantly denying the stash of fossil fuel derived cutlery belongs to him. “Look, this …
Scheer and Trudeau denounce new crop of deepfakes that show them taking the climate crisis seriously
OTTAWA – The leaders of the two most powerful political parties in Canada are both sounding the alarm over what they consider to be a disturbing new trend, the creation of manipulated video…
