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Hallmark Channel pivots to all Goth Christmas programming
STUDIO CITY, CA – Announcing a major shift in tone, the Hallmark Channel is set to launch a new slate of all Goth Christmas programming for festive Goths. “Our audience was tired of watchin…
CBC’s latest hit show already running out of great Canadians to bake
CANADA – CBC’s latest hit, The Great Canadian Baking Show, has been temporarily forced to halt production as the network searches for more great Canadians that the contestants can bake. “No…
Heritage Minute: Boil Water Advisory
A part of our heritage for how long?…
Revealed: Boomers plan to waste all their money buying bobbleheads in final fuck you to future generations
KITCHENER, ON – Evidence from multiple sources points to a far-reaching plot by baby boomers to waste all the money that could be willed to future generations by purchasing millions and mil…
Adorable! This small town thinks their film festival is relevant!
Stop what you’re doing right now because this adorable small town is going to melt your heart with its sweet innocence! Whitwell, Manitoba is home to the darling 4 year old Whitwell Weekend Film …
After Rogers cuts support, Viceland TV to move back in with parents
TORONTO – After hearing reports that Rogers Communications is considering pulling out of its financial backing of Viceland TV, the young-adult channel announced that it would be returning t…
PC culture run amok! This high school had to change their mascot from a smallpox blanket
The latest attack from social justice warriors isn’t on one of our beloved prime ministers but rather something completely innocuous, Lakeside High’s beloved mascot Poxy the Smallpox Blanket. Sch…
Hollywood announces all-white remake of that Japanese show where they fall down the stairs
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Less than two days after a Japanese game show where people fall down a greased-up staircase took the internet by storm, Variety has reported that a big-budget Hollywood adap…
Lena Dunham under fire for defending Lena Dunham
Watch this exclusive clip from The Beaverton.…
