TORONTO – In what will surely be remembered as the most consequential news of the day, Bell Media has elected to renew The Beaverton for a third season. “Statistically speaking, Doug Ford i…
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CTV orders Beaverton New Year’s Eve special so funny, it will almost make 2017 worth it
TORONTO – In a move designed to lessen the terrible horror humanity has endured in 2017, CTV has commissioned a ‘year in review’ special from the Beaverton to air New Year’s Eve at 10pm. “O…
Government gives Yazidi refugees monthly stipend with enough to live on in 1993
Watch this exclusive clip from The Beaverton.…
General Brock’s dying words: “Name a mediocre university after me”
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. October 13th, 1812 QUEENSTON – With the Yankee foes vanquished from …
The Beaverton renewed for season 2 after writers, cast pass brutal Canadian TV hazing rituals
TORONTO – Bell Media announced today that it has picked up satirical news sensation The Beaverton for another year after the show’s cast and crew successfully completed the demoralizing and…
The Beaverton announces bid for Conservative Party leader
Beloved Readers, The country is broken. People are on the streets. The economy is not economizing. The country is being invaded by niqab-wearing, tax-loving, baby-hating, transgender elites who w…
The Beaverton Trailer
Coming November 9 at 10:30 pm on Comedy: The News. On Television.…
BREAKING: Audience members sought for live taping of The Beaverton TV show
TORONTO – Coming this Fall to TVs and TV-like devices is The Beaverton… BUT you can get a sneak preview now by attending a FREE TAPING and being part of our live studio audience! Not …
Local couple get sneak peek of their new favourite TV show, The Beaverton
TORONTO – Local couple Tina and William were able to spend their evening watching a live recording of the new Beaverton TV show, the very important televised adaptation of the very importan…
A message from the Beaverton’s new editor-in-chief, Ezra Levant
BY: EZRA LEVANT Dear fellow Canadian patriots, I am truly happy to finally be employed again. Getting appointed to editor-in-chief of a trusted news source sure beats the heck out of living in yo…
