OTTAWA – Following a recent census, Health Canada has determined the sole source of vaccine hesitancy comes from an adverse reaction experienced by ‘friend’s, cousin’s, boyfriend’ or some s…
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Quiz: Do you live in a failed state or just Alberta?
Sometimes it’s difficult to tell whether you’re living in the Wild Rose Country or a distant failed state requiring UN intervention due to government failures. Take this quiz to find out. 1. What…
Kenney proposes two-tier dying system
EDMONTON – Alberta Premier Jason Kenney is proposing to create more private access to the province’s dying system. The UCP leader says that he has a desire to improve how the government goe…
Nation doesn’t care enough about Saskatchewan to be embarrassed by it
REGINA – Despite a record high number of COVID-19 cases and a health system on the verge of collapse, polls indicate that not enough Canadians care about Saskatchewan to make it a national …
Horse girl becomes horse dewormer girl
PRINCE ALBERT, SK – 25-year-old mother of two Rebekkah McElroy, once crowned “Lil Miss Horse Princess” in the 2002 Saskatchewan Harvest Fall Festival, has adopted a strict daily regimen of …
Emergency alert warns Albertans of incompetent premier
EDMONTON – Alberta Emergency Alert has issued a critical alert warning residents of an incompentent premier. Smart phones across the province simultaneously lit up with imminent, life threa…
Following emergency lockdown, Jason Kenney announces impromptu apology Stampede
EDMONTON – Following the announcement of strict new measures to combat the out of control spread of COVID-19, Premier Jason Kenney announced he will make it up to Albertans by holding a sur…
Nostalgic win! This man banged pots for healthcare workers instead of yelling at them
Self-described “nostalgia junkie” Alex Kaur recently turned back the clock when he decided to bang pots in celebration of healthcare workers instead of angrily protesting them. “Every…
Protesters outside of hospital apparently unaware of where laws are made
CALGARY – According to eyewitnesses, a group of anti-vaccine mandate protestors outside of the Foothills Medical Centre appear thoroughly confused as to where or even how Canada passes laws…
Antivaxxer spends day protesting hospital where he’ll spend next month intubated
TORONTO – Local anti-vaccine protestor Brayden Crosby, 32, spent today demonstrating against COVID-19 vaccine mandates outside the hospital where he will coincidentally be admitted for chro…