EDMONTON – Alberta Emergency Alert has issued a critical alert warning residents of an incompentent premier.
Smart phones across the province simultaneously lit up with imminent, life threatening danger regarding an elected leader who valued political gain over human life.
“While this situation has been happening for over 500 days, we wanted Albertans to be fully aware and to take the necessary precautions,” said an emergency official.
Residents are advised to stay indoors until 2023.
Meanwhile, Jason Kenney took back his 30 minute apology for his response to the pandemic and is now waiting for Albertans to apologize for electing him.