REGINA – Saskatchewan Premier Scott Moe has unilaterally declared his province a nation within a nation whose main export are people waiting for intensive care in a better-equipped province…
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Nation doesn’t care enough about Saskatchewan to be embarrassed by it
REGINA – Despite a record high number of COVID-19 cases and a health system on the verge of collapse, polls indicate that not enough Canadians care about Saskatchewan to make it a national …
Saskatchewan man listing Provinces always forgets to include Saskatchewan
REGINA – Tim Hardstark, a life-long resident of the Province of Saskatchewan, always forgets to include Saskatchewan when attempting to list all 10 provinces and 3 territories. “Let&#…
Saskatchewanians grab keys from Premier Moe despite his insistence that he’s sober enough to re-open province
REGINA – Responsible citizens of Saskatchewan have hid the keys on Premier Scott Moe in order to prevent him from opening up the province without a sober mind. “Don’t worry, I’ll go slow an…
Premier Scott Moe projected to pass roadside breathalyzer test
REGINA – The Beaverton is projecting that Scott Moe will pass his roadside breathalyzer test making him the next premier of Saskatchewan. RCMP who pulled over the Sask Party Leader recorded…
Saskatchewan judge sentences another drunk driver to run for provincial office
REGINA – As a part of his sentencing, another Saskatchewan man will serve as a candidate in the upcoming provincial election. Jake Brown, a 43-year-old clerk from Yorkton, will now be the S…
Saskatchewan reopens just as local woman finishes disastrous DIY haircut
SASKATOON – The government of Saskatchewan declared the province officially reopened for business today, moments after resident Ilana Shaw finished giving herself the worst haircut of all t…
Saskatchewan, New Brunswick loosen restrictions after being declared non-essential provinces
REGINA/FREDERICTON – The Premiers of Saskatchewan and New Brunswick have announced they will be the first provinces to loosen lockdown restrictions after declaring their provinces as non-es…
Saskatchewan school Christmas pageant replaces Baby Jesus with barrel of crude
OXBOW, SK – Reaffirming the community’s commitment to the oil and gas industry, a local Saskatchewan elementary school is reframing the story of Christmas into the miracle of Canada’s oil a…
Saskatchewan Roughriders mascot Gainer the Gopher poisoned in pest control sweep
REGINA – The Saskatchewan Roughriders are mourning the loss of their beloved mascot after he consumed a poison baits left outside a stadium tunnel. “We loved Gainer, but at the end of the d…