VANCOUVER – After losing a motion of non-confidence with investors following a rocky second quarter, Christy Clark has decided to step down as CEO of the B.C. Liberal Party and take her sev…
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Firefighters use Jaws of Life to extract Christy Clark from BC Premiership
VICTORIA – Firefighters were called to the BC Legislature this afternoon to extract Liberal leader Christy Clark, who chained herself to the Premier’s desk and refused to leave until her Li…
Christy Clark and John Horgan agree to joint custody of British Columbia
VANCOUVER – Following weeks of political uncertainty in British Columbia, with no party winning a majority of seats in its most recent provincial election, Liberal leader Christy Clark and …
BC Liberals offer Groupon so voters can meet Christy Clark at half her normal rate
VICTORIA – In a bid to soften their corporate reputation in time for election day, the BC Liberals have rolled out a Groupon offer, so voters can glad-hand with Christy Clark for a discount…
Gregor Robertson’s jawline to receive Order of Canada
VANCOUVER – His Excellency the Right Honourable David Johnston, Governor General of Canada, announced today 69 new appointments to the Order of Canada. The new appointees include two Nobel prize …
BC Liberals blame soaring Christy Clark salary on foreign investment
VANCOUVER – Days after a new report revealed that BC Liberals have been paying Christy Clark an additional $50,000 per year on top of her annual salary to headline fundraising events, the party’s…
Brad Wall: ‘Don’t put a price on my precious carbon!’
VANCOUVER — Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall has begged other leaders to not put a price on his “sweet, precious carbon” at the First Ministers meeting yesterday. “Uranium is $40 a pound, pot…
Vancouver makes New Year’s Resolution to stop tempting gods with mortal hubris
VANCOUVER – In the wake of a magnitude 4.9 earthquake that struck the BC coast late Tuesday night, Vancouver City Council has unanimously passed a New Year’s Resolution to avoid invoking the wrat…
BC wildfires destroy world’s oldest grow-op
PORT ALBERNI – In a development that has many British Columbia residents shocked, a 82-year-old marijuana grow-operation, known affectionately to residents as ‘Old Wheezy’, was destroyed after fi…
B.C. Premier to province: ‘Some of my best friends are ethnic’
VICTORIA – After apologizing for a leaked memo that revealed the B.C. Liberals plan to pander to ethnic votes, B.C. Premier Christy Clark stated that some of her best friends are ethnic. “We deep…