TORONTO – After noticing a spike in attendance, local imam Karim Al-Tamimi believes that almost all of the people who regularly attend his masjid are agents of the Canadian Security Intelligence...
First Nations family waiting for adequate housing hoping to become PMO staffers
ATTAWAPISKAT, ON – After a years-long housing crisis that has left the Attawapiskat First Nation with only 340 homes for its 2,100 residents and government inaction on both the provincial and federal ...
Senator tells ethics commissioner she was unaware that she was a Senator for 7 years
OTTAWA – Conservative Senator Nicole Eaton claimed Thursday that she was unaware of her appointment to the Senate some seven years ago, in addition to claiming that she was did not know she was ...
Massive data breach confirms your aunt is Yahoo’s only user
Sunnyvale, CA – Yahoo confirmed on Thursday that it had been subject to a major cyberattack that had compromised its usernames, hashed passwords, and security questions, all of which belong to y...
Millions in property damage caused as pumpkins plummet from the sky for first day of Fall
TORONTO – Reports of smashed windows, wrecked vehicles, and other wide scale property damage are coming in from around the nation today as thousands of pumpkins continue to fall from the sky, ma...
Donald Trump loses rec center in breakdance competition with neighborhood teens
QUEENS, NEW YORK – The Donald Trump presidential campaign suffered a setback this week after the nominee lost the deed to a recreation center in a climactic pop-and-lock showdown with local unde...
Faxed bomb threat from 1997 finally arrives at destination
CHARLOTTETOWN – Prince Edward Island RCMP have determined that a bomb threat sent to more than 60 Canadian schools Wednesday morning is not credible and was actually faxed almost two decades ago...
Angelina Jolie splits from Brad Pitt to spend more time collecting children
LOS ANGELES – In an announcement which has stunned the public, Hollywood power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have split up, citing Jolie’s wish to spend more time expanding her child colle...
Man mansplains manspreading
TORONTO – A conversation between two female co-workers about the male habit of sitting in public transport with their legs wide apart was interrupted by Jarred Myers, an accountant who works sev...
Trudeau finishes UN address with fun team-building exercise
NEW YORK – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made his address to the UN General Assembly yesterday and ended it with the popular team building game ‘Two Truths and a Lie’. After reminding the UN abo...
