MARINA DEL REY, CA, USA — Following the submission of divorce papers for Hollywood power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, celebrity news outlet TMZ went into its highest level of alert, DEFC...
Brad Wall demands to know how Syrian refugees are causing Saskatchewan’s HIV crisis
REGINA – Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall is taking decisive action to address his province’s HIV crisis by demanding the federal government explain how the Syrian refugees are to blame for the ou...
5 Tatiana Maslanys currently fighting over who gets to keep Emmy
TORONTO – Causing a ruckus from the basement of Temple Street Productions where the myriad clones of Tatiana Maslany are kept for the award-winning series Orphan Black, 5 clones of the actress a...
I hate your small town
BY STUART MCLEAN, HOST OF CBC RADIO’S THE VINYL CAFE After years of travelling across this country we call Canada, from coast to coast to coast, I have seen many things that have amazed me. The lofty ...
Justin Trudeau adjusts kimono, gently knocks at Ban Ki-Moon’s suite for after-hours meeting about UN Security Council seat
NEW YORK CITY–Following the Liberals’ recent push for a Canadian seat on the UN Security Council, sources have confirmed seeing Justin Trudeau waiting in a short, silk robe outside the luxurious...
Can you successfully fill out the application form Conservative Party leadership candidates must complete?
With the national Conservative Party elections getting underway, all would be leaders of the opposition must complete the below form in order to run. Take it and see if you’ve got the stuff to fill St...
Study: 95% of airport delays caused by someone stopping their true love from boarding plane to take job in San Francisco
A new study has found that 95% of airport delays are caused by someone seeking to stop the love of their lives from getting on a plane to take that job in San Francisco. Further delays are also caused...
Toronto Argonauts unveil new mascot “Empty Seat”
TORONTO – As part of a multi-million dollar rebrand of North America’s oldest professional football franchise, the Toronto Argonauts have replaced its previous mascot, “Jason the Mascot”, ...
Hilarious! Bashar al-Assad crushes lip sync battle with Jimmy Fallon
NEW YORK – Move over, Beyonce! Because a certain Syrian dictator might just be the new Queen of pop! The internet is abuzz following a hilarious Tonight Show appearance by Bashar al-Assad last n...
Statistics Canada study finds 125% of Canadians approve of Trudeau
OTTAWA – Statistics Canada released a study today finding that nearly 44 million Canadians approve of Justin Trudeau and his Liberal government, roughly 25% more than the actual population of Ca...
