Who is this Scott Pruitt and where does he stand on the issues?...
Canucks fire team doctor Jenny McCarthy after 5 players contract mumps
VANCOUVER – Vancouver Canucks have terminated their agreement with their team doctor, Jenny McCarthy, after 5 players contracted the mumps. The actress, model, and alternative medicine adviser f...
Melania Trump whispers encouragement to refugee family hiding in Trump Tower walls
NEW YORK CITY — Reports have confirmed that at approximately 12:03 AM eastern time, just after the last of the servants had gone to bed, First Lady Melania Trump was seen whispering gentle words of en...
Couple slips Iceland trip pics under your pillow in case you didn’t see them online
TORONTO – Just in case you missed their Iceland trip photos on Facebook and Instagram, local couple Seth and Alyssa have placed a selection of hard copy prints under your pillow. Their stunning advent...
Yukon’s Sourdough-Rendezvous Festival to end with a traditional territory-wide power outage
WHITEHORSE – Yukon Energy has announced it will be celebrating the end of the Sourdough-Rendezvous Festival with a customary power outage event. On Sunday, the Sourdough-Rendezvous Queen is expe...
Guide To: The US Supreme Court Confirmation Process
Confused by American politics? In this week’s Guide To we break down how hard it really is to get on the Supreme Court....
Local man unable to resist pointing out how beautiful day actually a sign of climate apocalypse
TORONTO – After fighting the urge for a full thirty seconds local man Geoffrey McLeod interrupted his colleague’s conversation about what a beautiful and warm day we were having in order t...
Black Lives Matter’s rhetoric too divisive says man calling Trump Hitler
TORONTO—Seated with a group of friends over brunch earlier this week, local man Tim Edwards was seen ruefully explaining how Black Lives Matter Toronto’s rhetoric has gotten too hyperbolic, especially...
Canada now best nation in world by default
CANADA – After years of top 10 finishes, Canada has finally become the best nation in the world thanks to only seeing a modest increase in fascism and regressive politics when compared to every ...
School boy bullied for not wearing pink shirt today
Abbotsford, BC – Local eighth grader Liam Stroud was tormented repeatedly today at school after he was the only student who forgot to wear pink to participate in the school’s anti-bullying initi...
