Local man unable to resist pointing out how beautiful day actually a sign of climate apocalypse - The Beaverton

Local man unable to resist pointing out how beautiful day actually a sign of climate apocalypse

– After fighting the urge for a full thirty seconds man Geoffrey McLeod interrupted his colleague’s conversation about what a beautiful and warm day we were having in order to remind them this was just another sign that the planet is doomed.

“Sure it’s nice but you’re not supposed to be able to walk outside in a t-shirt during !” said McLeod.

“Patio season didn’t come back for a day, the are melting” he added before opening his bag of chips and wandering away.

McLeod made further interruptions throughout the day as people talked about going for a run or playing catch with their , because it was vital to the 35 year old accounts manager that everyone be aware of how badly we are fucked.

“I tried, I really tried to hold it in,” said McLeod. “But I had to do my part for the environment by not letting people enjoy even a few brief moments of happiness.”

At press time McLeod was responding to a “winter BBQ” invite with a picture of a standing on melting ice.