COLLINGWOOD, ON – Conservative leadership candidate Kellie Leitch has defended using a World War II-era handgun used by German soldiers in a fundraising email claiming it was a gift given to her...
Disney’s animatronic Trump tragically seems to understand what it is
ORLANDO, FL – Walt Disney World’s “Hall of Presidents” exhibit has temporarily closed for the addition of its 45th animatronic president, which will join mechanical representations of statesmen ...
Senator Beyak demands residential school survivors apologize for her suffering
OTTAWA – Conservative Senator Lynn Beyak is demanding an apology from survivors of residential schools after she was traumatized by all the negative things they’ve said about what she calls a “w...
Why the fight over the Arctic will doom us all
BV+ takes a look at the Arctic....
Liberals plan legislation to make marijuana shittier, harder to get
OTTAWA – Leaked briefings have revealed Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will unveil legislation that would enable make obtaining and consuming marijuana “even more of a pain in the ass” before Can...
Vote Kellie Leitch for CPC Leader! As long as you’re not one of those people.
Vote Kellie Leitch for CPC Leader! As long as you’re not one of those people....
Fixing Toronto’s police culture: officers now have to undergo mandatory wine tastings
TORONTO – After a task force charged with modernizing the Toronto Police recommended sweeping changes to its culture, the TPS is demanding its officers develop an increased sensitivity to Canada...
NDP leadership candidates come dangerously close to having a debate
MONTREAL — The four candidates vying for the leadership of the federal NDP nearly came to a disagreement on party policy or qualifications causing what many consider to be a debate. Political an...
BREAKING: Elite squad of super pharmacists fills prescription in just 90 minutes
COBOURG, ON – Reports have emerged that an elite team of the country’s finest pharmacists have somehow managed to fill a customer’s prescription after a wait of only an hour and a half. “It was ...
Frantic cleaning of apartment before arrival of guests only quality time couple spends together
GUELPH – Early today Gary and Marsha Suffolk were struck with the realization that the only time they truly spend together any more is during the panicked apartment cleanup they perform about an hour ...
